-- Top 10 Particle Physicist Pickup Lines --

10. "Hey baby, what's your quantum number?"
9. "Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see
    me?"
8. "You make me want to produce quark jets."
7. "I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us."
6. "I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner."
5. "Neutrinos might have the mass, but I've got the length."
4. "Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?"
3. "I'd like to inject some electrons into your storage ring, baby."
2. "What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?"
1. "Hey baby, wanna get together and make our own Grand Unified Theory?"